it's been a long time since I posted a normal entry. Lately, all my entries have been so depressing and morbid, driving all my wonderful friends away, making people scared of dropping me a tag. Well, I'm writing another love story today.
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ANOTHER LOVE STORY
by Don
There was a bird.
His name was Ken.
There is another bird.
Her name was Neth.
They married. On a tree. A coconut tree.
And have A LOT OF KIDS,
3 actually.
The first kid is called A.
The second kid is called B.
The third kid is called C.
One day, the whole family flew to Japan for the holiday.
A asked B: "Where is Japan?"
B then asked C: "Where is Japan?"
C asked A: "Where is Japan?"
and they went on and on.
Suddenly, A decided to asked C: "Where is Japan?"
C then asked B: "Where is Japan?"
B then asked A: ""Where is Japan?"
after a while. B suddenly asked A: "Where is C?"
taken aback, A suddenly asked C: "Where is C?"
C told the other two: "Where am I?"
ok.
Ken won two bird-grammy awards for the best male artist category in two consecutive years, but not because of his singing, but because his wife is Neth.
Neth won two oscars for her leading roles in Titanic and the new horror movie "Oh-my-gosh-i-actually-have-a-shoe".
She won the two oscars because:
. in Titanic: she nearly did not die
. in Oh-my-gosh-i-actually-have-a-shoe: she has a glass shoe; a very nice, transparent, handcrafted, crystal shoe, and she got "A" for her project work.
ok.
So, the whole family flew to Japan. They spent time flying around Mount Fuji. And Ken and Neth bang into each other.
And.
Mount Fuji, an ex-volcanoe, erupted. O.O
This is how Ken and Neth's eyes looked like at the scene:
. at first they looked like this: -.-
. when fuji erupted they looked like this: o.o
. then slowly changed to this: O.O
that basically means they are SURPRISED.
So Ken told Neth and ABC: "Let's fly back home!"
So they flew back home.
On their way back they met Charlotte, a rabbit, who was also a fire-fighter.
She managed to extinguish mount Fuji.
After that, she yelled "I want to get a Fujitsu"
BUT.
She went to buy a Dell.
Don't ask me why.
It just happened.
BUT WELL. This love story is not about them AT ALL.
ok. let me lead you step by step to the love story.
Under the coconut tree which Ken and Neth got married, a malay Panda was eating Satay.
The satay tasted really good. It was cooked by Ashley - a bobobolulu.
Satay is bbq meat on a stick.
and the Panda is called JJ.
suddenly JJ exclaimed: "Gosh. Why am i under a coconut tree? Where is my bamboo?"
and then he went to Japan.
He bought a Sony Cybershot.
however, it's not about the love story yet.
well. talking about malaysia. Don likes this malaysian song named Bukan Cinta Biasa, which is translated as "Not Ordinary Love".
JJ the panda translated it for him.
what is Don?
Don is a mystical bird.
He had two eyes
and a nose.
WOW. SO INTERESTING.
anyway, he has many good friends such as (in order of appearance in this episode)
. Ken the grammy winner
. Charlotte the firefighter
. the happy panda JJ who ate satay
Don has another malaysian good buddy, a crane.
That crane is called Joshua, or Josh for short.
Well, with a hundred Josh-es, one wish will be granted.
Cos one josh = one crane.
hah.
Hmm. Don's favorite artist is another Josh, surname Groban.
Don thinks Josh Groban is VERY sexy, esp his voice.
Don hates Groban's hair though.
Don the mystical bird received an email last week. He got this drawing:
It's drawn by Sharyl.
Sharyl is an Angelfish.
Well, Don was mistaken as a goldfish by a bird called Nicole.
Don is not sure what kind of animal Nicole is.
Well, Nicole has another two friends: Muriel and Yan.
The three of them are altos.
anyway, those are not the love story yet.
Well, the true love story begins here. Scroll down to find out more.
There was a cat.
There was dog.
The cat loved the dog.
And they went to a house. Exclaiming "Oh OH Oh"
and dropped dead out of no reason.
THE ENd.
there, my another-love-story.
by Don
There was a bird.
His name was Ken.
There is another bird.
Her name was Neth.
They married. On a tree. A coconut tree.
And have A LOT OF KIDS,
3 actually.
The first kid is called A.
The second kid is called B.
The third kid is called C.
One day, the whole family flew to Japan for the holiday.
A asked B: "Where is Japan?"
B then asked C: "Where is Japan?"
C asked A: "Where is Japan?"
and they went on and on.
Suddenly, A decided to asked C: "Where is Japan?"
C then asked B: "Where is Japan?"
B then asked A: ""Where is Japan?"
after a while. B suddenly asked A: "Where is C?"
taken aback, A suddenly asked C: "Where is C?"
C told the other two: "Where am I?"
ok.
Ken won two bird-grammy awards for the best male artist category in two consecutive years, but not because of his singing, but because his wife is Neth.
Neth won two oscars for her leading roles in Titanic and the new horror movie "Oh-my-gosh-i-actually-have-a-shoe".
She won the two oscars because:
. in Titanic: she nearly did not die
. in Oh-my-gosh-i-actually-have-a-shoe: she has a glass shoe; a very nice, transparent, handcrafted, crystal shoe, and she got "A" for her project work.
ok.
So, the whole family flew to Japan. They spent time flying around Mount Fuji. And Ken and Neth bang into each other.
And.
Mount Fuji, an ex-volcanoe, erupted. O.O
This is how Ken and Neth's eyes looked like at the scene:
. at first they looked like this: -.-
. when fuji erupted they looked like this: o.o
. then slowly changed to this: O.O
that basically means they are SURPRISED.
So Ken told Neth and ABC: "Let's fly back home!"
So they flew back home.
On their way back they met Charlotte, a rabbit, who was also a fire-fighter.
She managed to extinguish mount Fuji.
After that, she yelled "I want to get a Fujitsu"
BUT.
She went to buy a Dell.
Don't ask me why.
It just happened.
BUT WELL. This love story is not about them AT ALL.
ok. let me lead you step by step to the love story.
Under the coconut tree which Ken and Neth got married, a malay Panda was eating Satay.
The satay tasted really good. It was cooked by Ashley - a bobobolulu.
Satay is bbq meat on a stick.
and the Panda is called JJ.
suddenly JJ exclaimed: "Gosh. Why am i under a coconut tree? Where is my bamboo?"
and then he went to Japan.
He bought a Sony Cybershot.
however, it's not about the love story yet.
well. talking about malaysia. Don likes this malaysian song named Bukan Cinta Biasa, which is translated as "Not Ordinary Love".
JJ the panda translated it for him.
what is Don?
Don is a mystical bird.
He had two eyes
and a nose.
WOW. SO INTERESTING.
anyway, he has many good friends such as (in order of appearance in this episode)
. Ken the grammy winner
. Charlotte the firefighter
. the happy panda JJ who ate satay
Don has another malaysian good buddy, a crane.
That crane is called Joshua, or Josh for short.
Well, with a hundred Josh-es, one wish will be granted.
Cos one josh = one crane.
hah.
Hmm. Don's favorite artist is another Josh, surname Groban.
Don thinks Josh Groban is VERY sexy, esp his voice.
Don hates Groban's hair though.
Don the mystical bird received an email last week. He got this drawing:
It's drawn by Sharyl.
Sharyl is an Angelfish.
Well, Don was mistaken as a goldfish by a bird called Nicole.
Don is not sure what kind of animal Nicole is.
Well, Nicole has another two friends: Muriel and Yan.
The three of them are altos.
anyway, those are not the love story yet.
Well, the true love story begins here. Scroll down to find out more.
There was a cat.
There was dog.
The cat loved the dog.
And they went to a house. Exclaiming "Oh OH Oh"
and dropped dead out of no reason.
THE ENd.
there, my another-love-story.
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