[the Julia Robert love story]

Ok folks. Here is another love story from me.






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credits: the ACJC Orientation 08 photos used below is from Joanne .

Once upon a time. There's a princess.

And there's a prince.

So one day, the prince went to his school, the princess went to her school. Those schools were called something like acs and mgs.

Anyway, it's not good if you eat too much msg. Or you will see an oncoming bus.

Then suddenly, on a windy day and stormy night, there was a big earthquake. The two schools were mixed up, churned, and swirled too much that when the earthquake was over, the two schools merged. And that's how co-ed junior colleges was born.

One of such junior colleges was United, Ignited and ACfied so much that they called it ACJC.






Then one bright and sunny day, a duck came to the school and quack quack at the void deck. After a while, it exclaimed "quck quackie qucko qucki" (tranlated as "Oh, this place is so void!") and paddled to the bleachers. It said there for a while and heard the choir people singing nearby. It thought "What a lovely sound for a lovely morning!"

After a while, those choiristers packed up and left. The duck thought "Hey! Don't stop singing! Don't leave, I want to listen to more songs!" And he followed them hurriedly.

The duck followed them to a place called Multi-purpose hall. And there, the choir sang a song that sounded something like mari kita... something something something and another song that started out as "In days of yore from Western shores...".

The blend was beautiful. The voices were good. And the duck was so touched that he flew to the stage and belted out "Hey. The choir sang so well. I love this school." Then one of the girl in the audience was so fascinated by a talking and flying duck that she suddenly sprung up and shouted in jubilation:

"OH MY GOODNESS. This is SO FUN, this is so DRAMATIC, this is SO FUNORAMA!!!!"

and she fainted.

Then out of nowhere, a girl named Jia Yi exclaimed "If you want to save this girl, do this with me." And she did something like "tee tee ti tee tee A baby shark... A mama shark... A grandma shark... A papa shark... A shark attack... Must swim like mad... A heart attack ... Dieeeeeeeeeeeee..."



Then suddenly, the fainted girl suddenly un-fainted and revived. Her first words were:

"FUNORAMA. FUNORAMA. I love FUNORAMA. PLEASE BY MY TICKETS!!!"

So everyone, PLS PLS PLS PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE buy funorama tickets from 2SC4, the very nice and slightly sexy class. That class has bio, chem, math, literature and econs and geog, which is beside the point. The interesting fact about that class is it only has 4 guys and the rest are all girls. SO, please buy your Funorama tickets from 2SC4.



YAY.

And buy some tickets from Rachel Pek too. You know why? Because she says "Hi!"






Anyway, near the fainted girl, there was this guy called Kenneth Chew. He thought to himself, "They went through that much trouble to revive that girl? Oh dear. Just buy her a MacBook Air and she will claw her way back into life."

Hi KCJC! Hi ACJC!

A few reasons why you should buy Funorama tickets from two sc four:

1) You cannot walk on the tracks.
2) You should.
3) ACJC has a gym.
4) They say "Hi!"
5) They haven't seen a talking duck in years.
6) No rabbit was hopping innocently around in school.
7) They have 22 - 23 tickets each.
8) Nicholas Ngo is a great actor.
9) They are 2SC4.
10) There is no ten.




And then the duck flew away.





It said: "Hi Julia Robert! I love you! Please buy Funorama tickets from 2SC4"


And that's the end of the Julia Robert love story.




bye bye,
Don